The Difference

Good morning, class.

Today we're going to learn a new phrase. Well, actually, two new phrases but they do sound alike so maybe some of you will group them as being one. Whatever.

New phrase of the day : Bail out

Explanation: To bail out on someone means to stand them up or leave them hanging. Hanging, not panting, mind you.

Example: The groom bailed out at the last minute and left Jenny standing alone at the latar.

= The above sentence means that the shitty groom thought "What the %#$@ am I doing? I don't wanna wake up to the same face everyday! Better make a run for it.". So, the shitty groom runs away from his own marriage. Basically, he stood her (the bride) up. He left her hanging all alone in her $5,000 Vera Wang and $2,500 Bvlgari jewels at St. Peter's Church.

Now, kids, we should not confuse the new phrase of the day with an almost similar phrase/verb; 'to bail out'.

Example: "Bail me out, mom. I got caught smoking pot at school."

= The above sentence means that the dumb@#$ kid is telling his mom to bail him out of prison/lock up for his crimes. Basically, 'bail (insert dumb@#$'s name) out' means to get said dumb@#$ out of trouble or a glitch. It's got nothing to do with standing someone up.

You see the difference?

Also, please notice the way the subject+verb+object relate to one another.

You see the difference?

Last sentence for today - "Before you even think of bailing out on me, please remember who bailed you out of juvi three months ago!".

That's all for today.
Have a nice day!


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Planting Seeds

Wicked, kick-ass awesome video.

Tell 'em how it is.







Racism is so 1800's. Get with the program, douches.


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Nate

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Oh, Nate, you hot, look-into-my-eyes-and-fall-for-me, this-blond-hair-has-insurance and drool-worthy body Nate.



Oh, Nate.


ps/ Is it wrong having a boyfriend who's more beautiful than yourself?



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The Firsts

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Since I have just finished my first year at PPPKTJ, I thought I'd list out a line of firsts as a way to mark the lasts.

First friend at PPKTJ - Quah Fu Wei
First roommate - Laily Ali
First Comrade - Izzaty Khalit
First Partner for a Comedic Duo - Fadhillah
First guy friend in Tanpopo - Hong
First friends in Himamwari - San and Danial Asraf
First item bought with scholarship money - Lunch at the canteen behind the old PPKTJ building (sad, I know.)
First nickname given to by seniors - Public (don't ask me why)
First vacay without parents - To Kedah with Ellie and Anne

There's a bunch of other firsts but I can't really force my brain to remember right now.




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Get It Right, People

What is the difference between :

"Are you bored?" and "Are you boring?"

Did you even realize that there was a difference? Did you know that by saying the wrong one, you are actually insulting the person you're saying it to?

"Are you bored?" means you're asking the person if he/she is feeling boredom.

"Are you boring?" means you're asking the person if he/she is a total bore/ loser.

Please, don't go around insulting people in a la-di-da-di-da fashion.





Just here to help.







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I Couldn't Help It

I like this song, shoot me already.











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Chill

I kinda realize that I'm scaring/ upsetting/ worrying/ freaking out a few of you right now. Mainly, because of my recent posts.

Chill.

Seriously, it's not as bad as I make it sound. I get really emotional, in-depth and OTT whenever I write. Blame all the stuff that I've read during my life.

Chill.

You guys kinda know me anyways, right? Then you should know that I'll get over this.

Chill.

But if it turns out that I don't, you guys can help me plan the annihilation of a 'friend'. It'll be fun, I promise.






Kidding...maybe.

Repercussions

I guess all that soul-searching last night took its toll.

I can barely open my eyes & my throat feels like it's trying to give the Sahara a run for its money. Also kinda feels like something died in it. Euww.




Sorry, Acap, for bailing out on you.






xoxox

Flight

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Has anyone wondered what it would feel like to fall from a skyscraper or a bridge?

To just feel the wind graze your skin?

To feel for for 3 seconds complete, uninhibited and unrestrained fall?

To think that those 3 seconds of freedom makes the fall at the end worth it?

Well, I have. Lots of times, actually.




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Epiphany

I would rather know the whole, and disturbingly painful truth than some twisted and covered lie.


Always.



Who ever said 'Ignorance is bliss' was seriously deluded and a great coward.


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Epiphany

I don't want to be the shoulder you cry on, the one who catches you when you fall, the one who cushions the impact. And I most definitely do not want to be the replacement. I will not be looked at as his substitute.

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Bloody Tagging

I'm only doing this cause I love yah..

Senaraikan 5 hadiah yang anda impikan:
* Tiket untuk Oriental Express
* Necker Island
* Gucci platforms
* Doreamon
* Katil yang lebih besar

Alasan terhadap pilihan tersebut:
* Duhh
* Tempat persembunyian daripada 'nemesis'
* Boleh pijak kepala orang yang merimaskan
* Nak ukur kelebaran perut dia
* Nak mengurangkan risiko jatuh dari katil

5 Impresi terhadap orang yang diminati
* Taring
* Kenapa kasut dia cam tu?
* Tangan dia nampak lembut
* Aku nak pergi menbeli-belah bersama
* Tidak mudah senyum

5 Perkara hebat yang pernah dilakukan
* Tidak menangis depan penonton walaupun masa tu rasa macam nak termuntah dah
* Berjaya menjadi seorang insan yang 'neutral' selama 10 bulan
* Berjaya membuatkan orang percaya bahawa Liyana seorang yang periang
* Mengekalkan persahabatan selama 5 tahun
* Membantu orang yang telah menikam aku balik

5 Ciptaan yang paling disukai (tidak semestinya melibatkan teknologi)
* Buku
* Pen/ Pensel
* Barang kemas
* Komputer
* Seluar

5 perkara yang dibenci
* Kebodohan
* Sampah di tepi jalan
* Rokok
* Senyuman orang yang dibenci
* Ketidakdapatbezakan antara sahabat dan musuh

5 orang yang hendak ditag
* Jiran sebelah
* Pak Lah
* Encik Mraz
* Barack Obama
* Ryan Gosling